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Paris Hilton relaxes with a drink

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Shirley Temple still looks great


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David Cook sings like an Angel and wins American Idol

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes wanting a hug


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Brendan Fraser on his backward bike


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Tom Cruise is "The Flying Scientologist"


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George Bush hits a few Air Guitar tunes


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Johnny (Rotten) Lydon has a bad dream


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Britney Spears finally gets the boots off and shows us her Booty & Kankles


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Tom Cruise in his Scientology leader outfit


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t.A.T.u Girls are back

Check out their new video clip at my friend Gravy & Biscuits.

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Pete Doherty is hot!

Would you hit it? Check out the close up of Pete's festy face at my friend Celebrity Rant.

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Perky Perez Hilton parading Pink

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Natalie Portman hits the gym a little too hard


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Johnny (Rotten) Lydon shitting himself 6


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